and opened up to Andy Cohen about what he's currently looking for in a relationship. Related: Calvin Harris Is OFFICIALLY Done Dating Celebrities The notorious womanizer dished: singer has had some seriously high profile relationships with Katy Perry, Taylor Swift, Jennifer Aniston, Jessica Simpson, Jennifer Love Hewitt, and so many more.Despite his many failed romances though, it seems Mayer is more than ready to fall in love again as he added: Awww!We can only imagine (John's most recent ex) Miz Perry's budding relationship with Orlando Bloom has inspired the single hitmaker to search for love.

The twosome were even spotted getting cozy at the Grateful Dead's Independence Weekend show last summer.

Last year, doctors told John Mayer it could be years before he sang again.

"There was not a lot of hope," says the singer, who'd already been through failed surgery to repair a granuloma in his throat.

"They said cancer would have been easier to get rid of." But a second round of surgery in August worked, and on January 16th, Mayer played his first set in two years at a benefit in Bozeman, Montana, for the firefighters who battled the wildfires that destroyed 12,000 acres near the singer's home last summer. And that could be because I wasn't ready to tour and promote, but also the videos came out, the record came out, it had a shot.

Mayer sounded raspy but overjoyed jamming on an eight-minute version of last year's "If I Ever Get Around to Living." In this exclusive online Q&A, Mayer opens up about his new voice, why he's reluctant to speak out more often ("I abused that ability to express myself, to the point where I was expressing things that weren't true to my thoughts"), dating Katy Perry, and why he doesn't consider himself a pop hitmaker anymore. I'm OK with that." John Mayer Sings Onstage for the First Time in Two Years Congratulations on singing onstage again. How did you adapt to not being a touring, performing musician? I would rather not be settled in as a person instead of playing music all the time, to be honest with you. I wasn't going to be able to just visualize myself as a musician.

The way you extended "If I Ever Get Around to Living" and jammed on it at the Montana show was great. I've been dreaming about playing my own music [while] sitting in with the Rolling Stones and playing with all of these wonderful musicians. You know, when you visualize yourself as a musician, you can make a lot of apologies for the little weird, interpersonal things you have with people. I'm actually at my friend Ricky Van Veen's place, who started College Humor. It's almost like to certain people, the fact that I'm a musician is known but not really understood on a certain level.So much time had passed in between each of the times that I got to play guitar with somebody. And when you don't have that, you go, "OK, let's focus in on the fact that the people I see today, I'm going to see tomorrow." Maybe the most interesting thing is that when I was hanging out in L. or New York, I actually became a part of a social circle for the first time in my adult life, not just the circle of people on my tour. I have friends – some are the closest friends of my life – who have never come to a show of mine because there has never been a show in the length of our friendship. I feel like when some of my dearest friends now come to a show one day, they'll have a terrible time renegotiating that that's who I am.The douchiest quotes from singer John Mayer (douchebag), from his sex life with Jessica Simpson to his masturbation rituals.We all know that John Mayer is a giant douche, but he still can't seem to keep his mouth in check (especially in a recent Playboy interview), and eventually someone is going to try and wash it out with a bag of Summer's Eve. Mayer obviously writes songs because he can't form cohesive sentences (we think we're starting to see why/how he dated Jessica Simpson).It's not only us, other girls (Taylor Swift, ahem) also view him as the ultimate douche.Sure, his love songs are beautiful, but does that make up for the fact that he is a jerk in almost ever other area of life? After you read these terrible, annoying, sometimes even racist quotes, you'll want to punch the guy right in his stupid singing face.